I was talking to my Padre on the phone as I came to the stop sign. I turned right and slowly pulled up to the front gate. I tossed the phone to the passanger seat and handed the serious guard my ID. As she checked to make sure all was right, I thought of what my Padre had just said. My body began to shake, a smile grew across my face. I tried to hold back but it was just too funny.
"They can't even do that at the feed lots."
He's so weird, I thought.
The guard handed me back my ID and I pulled forward. I leaned over and grabbed my cell phone.
"No Dad, it's a good thing I've gained weight, I'm supposed to. The doctor wasn't concerned that I'd gained six pounds in six weeks." I responded.
"Oh, ok" He said and handed the phone to my Madre so I could tell her about my 16 week doc appointment.
"Your husband" I said. "How does he come up with this stuff?"
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