Whether I'm sitting on the couch or here at the computer or really anywhere for that matter I feel like I can literally feel my butt spreading. Like growing
a mile a centimeter a minute. It's like I can feel it flattening out. When I sit, I can feel all the bones and everything. Like all that padding that used to be there to protect the bones from the evilness of the outside world has just runaway. It's like the
fat muscle is pounding on my skin saying "what skin? what? you think you can fight us?" And then for good measure, it's also saying "here we come!!" All snickery and everything.
This makes me all sad faced.
I mean don't get me wrong, I sit. I sit
as much as an 18 month old will let you at every opprotunity that I get. So I guess there is good reason why I feel like this. But as you all know I have a good excuse...or do you know? If you did know you probably forgot because I am like the worst blogger ever, lately. And of course lately means for the last 6 months. Well I'm now 26 weeks pregnant and I am h.u.g.e. I'll give you proof below. I am the size I was when I had HRJ at 37 weeks, 18 months ago and I'm no where close to being done baking this baby girl. In fact the shirt I'm wearing right now is showing about 3" of my bare belly. Let's just say getting dressed to go out in public has become hard. Really, really hard.
Anywhoo back to my spreadable spread.
So, I have to sit right? Because it's not good to stand all the time according to all those baby books/websites I read. Besides that fact, my legs start to ache and my horrible hips start acting like the 80 year olds that they think they are. So sitting is necessary. A necessary evil. I wonder if I can just suspend myself or something so that I don't have to put any weight on my poor butt?. Hmmm. I wonder on average how long it takes for the average spread to spread? I'm going to go research that.
26 weeks 1 day.
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